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[ziege]

but theres so much food in there and it doesnt just look like leafs
actually what R u eating it looks good

[jaegerbomb]

they called it general tso
whoever that's supposed to be

it's... different. but not terrible? it's hard to describe.

[ziege]

general who
what the hell how does he get a food named after him ive never even heard of this asshole
why didnt anyone name a food after me?????????????????????

[jaegerbomb]

we did.
those little sandwiches you came up with in the village remember

_{[morga you were literally the only one who did that doesn't count]}

but i dont know
whoever he was he must've been a formidable one to have something like this named after him even if i could do without the "egg roll" they put in the container.
i never could stand cabbage even when it was the only thing around

[ziege]

oh come on thats different
i was a WAR HERO i deserve a whole entire meal named after me.

not a meal with cabbage tho thats disgusting
put it down the drain

this is so unfair where is this guy i want to fight him

[jaegerbomb]

i don’t waste food and i don’t know where he is
what would it even be called
actually i’ m having a hard time imagining what would even be CALLED a monty
or montag

[ziege]

ur allowed to waste cabbage
and it wouldnt be called that itd be called a lucio

four course, fancy dead bird, lots of potatoes, no gross vegetables ESPECIALLY not cabbage. or broccoli. shitty little trees
and a red velvet cake filled with molten chocolate for dessert. also with plenty of wine

and itd all float in little boxes like that obviously

[jaegerbomb]

what the hell is red velvet
please tell me your northerners didn’t start putting cloth in cake monty because that’s a bit much even for you
what did food ever do to you??

[ziege]

NO ???
its not cloth its just red cake with cream cheese that uhhh tastes really velvety
its so decadent its the best kind of cake i cant believe u havent tried it yet

[jaegerbomb]

how does something taste
velvety
actually why do you sound so surprised you know most things like that were hard to come by in the south and most things in that city of yours was too rich for my blood. they didn’t have too many “decadent” things in south end

[ziege]

south end? what the hell were you doing in south end its DIRTY over there
id have thought u would have seen it its pretty popular in vesuvia but if ur hanging around that trash i guess it makes sense
ill find u some to try here dont worry

[jaegerbomb]

the lodging was better down there. for me. it was easier for me to... fit in. blend in or whatever.
and i'm not going out unless i have to for awhile boy
i only just now got comfortable in the bath which is a first for me

_{[because the water actually stays hot!! and she can stretch her legs out if she wants to!]}

i already have dessert anyway

[ziege]

a first? why is ur life so sad
wait whats for dessert i dont see anything sweet on there

[jaegerbomb]

ask yourself that and i don't know
they said it was a cookie but it doesn't look like one
see

_{[another picture, this time of a good ol' classic fortune cookie.]}

it had a paper in it with writing on it
a word of advice if you get one?
it's not true.

[ziege]

thats not a cookie that looks gross
what did the writing say???

[jaegerbomb]

"the love of your life is stepping into your planet this summer."

ignoring the part about the so-called "love of my life" what does that even MEAN

[ziege]

HAHJAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAH WHAT??
that kinda sounds like fortunetelling lingo to me maybe u should be asking asra???

anyway i thought iiiiiiiiiii was the love of ur life but what does that i have to do with planets and who puts that in a fking cookie hahahahahha i cant

[jaegerbomb]

do you really want me to ask asra what this means for my non-existent love life

as for you being the love of my life i
frankly don't know anymore are you???

[ziege]

WHAT
DO
U
MEAN
"U DONT KNOW ANYMORE"
WHAT THE F MOTHER???

:'(
wow u really dont love me. i knew it. im never talking to u again ever

[jaegerbomb]

well
what am i to you??

[ziege]

what do u mean what are u to me ur my ma

[jaegerbomb]

and? is that it?

[ziege]

i dont understand the question

[jaegerbomb]

does the love-of-my-life-who-isn't-presently-on-another-planet feel the same or is it one-sided

[ziege]

what
stop youre embarrassing me