uh oh love huh? sounds like trouble yes ive dated a lot, i was even married which means im basically a professional at all of that stuff u having girl/guy/smth problems?
if u think for one second YOU are a people who will never be hot enough to date anyone u better stop right there bcuz thats so untrue what happened did someone say something shitty to u? ill kick their ass
general who what the hell how does he get a food named after him ive never even heard of this asshole why didnt anyone name a food after me?????????????????????
this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this i'll call you tomorrow i'm ok and back i love you goodnight
[ATTACHED IS A VERY BAD SELFIE OF HERSELF and some stranger with a goddamn crocodile over her shoulder. or maybe it's an alligator. who can tell from this angle, really???]
( having just woken up from being fucking shitsmashed on the beach (he is by no means sober in spite of the sand nap), this message does not find him well. but not because of the
text; un: selfies
for brother? frat? frappe?
it's me
prompto
ur lil frappe
u know how to txt now right? π
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fratellino for lil
fratellone for big
ya i got texting down its like writing except u never run out of ink
and the faces too ππβ¨πΉ those r my faves
hows it going kiddo
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ty
i like ππ₯°π but also π―π₯
which are useful for u i think
idk i'm kinda
well you've like
you're good at love and stuff, right?
like you've dated a lot?
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uh oh love huh? sounds like trouble
yes ive dated a lot, i was even married which means im basically a professional at all of that stuff
u having girl/guy/smth problems?
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wow...
yeah i guess i am
kinda
i mean do you think like
idk
are there people out there who just
will never be like hot enough
to date anyone?
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if u think for one second YOU are a people who will never be hot enough to date anyone u better stop right there bcuz thats so untrue
what happened did someone say something shitty to u? ill kick their ass
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un; morga, text
[attached is a picture of... a take-out container with food still in it?? in the tub?? with her knees in frame?? morga what the actual fuck]
the food boxes float
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is that magic??????????
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feels like it too
dont know how it floats just that it does
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actually what R u eating it looks good
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whoever that's supposed to be
it's... different. but not terrible? it's hard to describe.
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what the hell how does he get a food named after him ive never even heard of this asshole
why didnt anyone name a food after me?????????????????????
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1/3 tfln PICK A DAY ANY DAY
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wrong-o because three hours later--]
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[ATTACHED IS A VERY BAD SELFIE OF HERSELF and some stranger with a goddamn crocodile over her shoulder. or maybe it's an alligator. who can tell from this angle, really???]
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lizard )
are u ok!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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if its about the scratches
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how did u go from that to
giant lizard
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the stairs???
i walkeddnd we went back out
couldn't sleep
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TEXT | un: fortuneteller
where's my birthday gift
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i mean what do u mean where is it
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oh thats today isnt it??? right i totally forgot
i mean no i didnt i knew that i was just
yeah
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figures you wouldn't remember
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no it wasnt ur messing with me
its TODAY
right
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don't worry about it~
it's not like i expected better of you
1/shut up
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...done maybe now that im not replying to my own comment
sike one more
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