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[snaphappy]

what was that word
for brother? frat? frappe?

it's me
prompto
ur lil frappe

u know how to txt now right? 😊

[ziege]

hahaha its fratello
fratellino for lil
fratellone for big

ya i got texting down its like writing except u never run out of ink
and the faces too 😘💖✨🌹 those r my faves

hows it going kiddo

[snaphappy]

ok i'm writing this down
ty

i like 😊🥰😂 but also 💯🔥
which are useful for u i think

idk i'm kinda
well you've like
you're good at love and stuff, right?
like you've dated a lot?

[ziege]

what no not the last one

uh oh love huh? sounds like trouble
yes ive dated a lot, i was even married which means im basically a professional at all of that stuff
u having girl/guy/smth problems?

[snaphappy]

you were married??
wow...

yeah i guess i am
kinda

i mean do you think like
idk
are there people out there who just
will never be like hot enough
to date anyone?

[ziege]

wait a minute hold on

if u think for one second YOU are a people who will never be hot enough to date anyone u better stop right there bcuz thats so untrue
what happened did someone say something shitty to u? ill kick their ass

[snaphappy]

idk i don't have that
Thing
that everyone else has
and i feel like i'm an idiot for trying

[ziege]

thing? u have all kinds of things going for you
sounds to me like u just need a little confidence

ur not an idiot for trying, its the total opposite
ur an idiot if u dont try. if u give up that sucks

[snaphappy]

yeah but like
what if she just thinks i'm like
a nice guy
and that's it?

how do you do...
sexy?

[ziege]

oh boy
ok we'll get to sexy lessons in a sec lets back up tho

whats going on with this girl? did u hook up? did she say she likes u? or are u not getting anywhere?
girls arent hard to read they just like make u doubt ur brain yknow
mind games and stuff

[snaphappy]

she likes me
she said so
and a bunch of other stuff
haven't hooked up yet
idk if she wants to
and idk if she has other people
she would rather hook up with

i'm sort of worried that like
i'm gonna end up liking her more than she likes me
and i'm gonna look like an idiot for thinking
she could want me?? i know that sounds stupid

[ziege]

ooookay baby brother heres what u gotta do
summon up all that charm and nerve of urs and lay it all on the line
u dont even need to say all that

actually please dont say all that. worries arent hot
just tell her youre into her and sweep her right off her feet
sounds to me like she wants u, but she also wants u to man up and make a move

[snaphappy]

ok so then
go back to that being sexy part
help

[ziege]

hehe ok so confidence is key thats the MOST important part
write that down, underline it etc etc if u dont know what ur doing just act like u do. u ever heard anyone say something that gave u goosebumps? say that, nobodys ever gonna know ur copying anyone
AND, its better to be too much instead of not enough. lay it on thick and work ur way backwards
i personally prefer the have a few drinks and then ask them to dance approach, u cant go wrong there
u do know how to dance right?

[snaphappy]

ok confidence
and learning to dance
i mean dancing isn't too hard right
especially not with drinks

1/2

[ziege]

oh crap oh no
ok dancing lessons, youre coming over for dancing lessons asap

ill get a frWAIT

[ziege]

no i got it
i can teach u both to dance... together
itll be cute, a bonding experience, youll both be so into it the doves will sing and angels will cry and next thing u know youll be tango urselves straight into a broom closet to hook up its perfect

[snaphappy]

omg hm okay
i mean it sounds like a good idea but like
it won't be awkward or anything?
it'll work??
what if she already knows how to dance

[ziege]

oh yeah hmm
and it totally screws up ur game if u ask her
trust me thatd sound so lame theres no way thatll work

dammit ok lets shelf the dancing thing
what if u show off how strong u are? is she into tough guys? maybe u just need to flex ;)

[snaphappy]

she's into like
complex puzzles and stuff
she's a detective or whatever
so like riddles and stuff
how can that be sexy

[ziege]

oh no shes into smart guys those are the WORST
ok theres still hope
two words

scavenger hunt
except the prize at the end is ok wait for it...
YOU
looking as sexy as u can possibly manage ofc

[snaphappy]

yeah!! see you're awesome
i had an idea similar to this so like
we're on the right track
i just have to figure out how to look sexy

[ziege]

ya i know its genius
i can give u all kinds of tips for looking hott in general but u need to know what ur strong points are
did she say anything about u in particular that she likes?

[snaphappy]

not really
she likes that i'm normal
yea that doesn't bode well i kno
my face maybe?? ig

[ziege]

"normal" the fuck does that mean
no. ok. if she likes normal that just means u dont have to dress up
just get ur hair wet, slick it back
dont wear a shirt thats for chumps
and practice ur bedroom eyes

u know what that looks like right