ya i know its genius i can give u all kinds of tips for looking hott in general but u need to know what ur strong points are did she say anything about u in particular that she likes?
"normal" the fuck does that mean no. ok. if she likes normal that just means u dont have to dress up just get ur hair wet, slick it back dont wear a shirt thats for chumps and practice ur bedroom eyes
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u have to say "ur clothes are already off and i think ur super hot and am going to do all kinds of things to u" with ur eyes only its easy if u picture it before u do it
awwwwww u r such a sweetie !! u can talk to me about anything anytime ill never make fun of u and if anyone does u tell me right away and ill break all their limbs β₯
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ok theres still hope
two words
scavenger hunt
except the prize at the end is ok wait for it...
YOU
looking as sexy as u can possibly manage ofc
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i had an idea similar to this so like
we're on the right track
i just have to figure out how to look sexy
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i can give u all kinds of tips for looking hott in general but u need to know what ur strong points are
did she say anything about u in particular that she likes?
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she likes that i'm normal
yea that doesn't bode well i kno
my face maybe?? ig
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no. ok. if she likes normal that just means u dont have to dress up
just get ur hair wet, slick it back
dont wear a shirt thats for chumps
and practice ur bedroom eyes
u know what that looks like right
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u have to say "ur clothes are already off and i think ur super hot and am going to do all kinds of things to u" with ur eyes only
its easy if u picture it before u do it
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okay
you're like super good-looking btw
i got this π
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and i know u do
u ttly got this
u just remember ur the coolest kid around and make sure everybody knows it, not just her
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maintain that long enough to convince her at least
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convince urself so much that it becomes true from the force of ur convincing and then everyone else will follow suit
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and not making fun of me
i didn't know who i could talk to
and i'm rly glad that i have you
to talk to
fratellone π
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u can talk to me about anything anytime
ill never make fun of u and if anyone does u tell me right away and ill break all their limbs β₯
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that would be so much trouble for u
dw i'm good for right now i think
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what do u mean u think are u sure? i ttly have free time
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i'll let u know
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and when u get engaged i wanna be in the wedding heheh