uh oh love huh? sounds like trouble yes ive dated a lot, i was even married which means im basically a professional at all of that stuff u having girl/guy/smth problems?
if u think for one second YOU are a people who will never be hot enough to date anyone u better stop right there bcuz thats so untrue what happened did someone say something shitty to u? ill kick their ass
oh boy ok we'll get to sexy lessons in a sec lets back up tho
whats going on with this girl? did u hook up? did she say she likes u? or are u not getting anywhere? girls arent hard to read they just like make u doubt ur brain yknow mind games and stuff
she likes me she said so and a bunch of other stuff haven't hooked up yet idk if she wants to and idk if she has other people she would rather hook up with
i'm sort of worried that like i'm gonna end up liking her more than she likes me and i'm gonna look like an idiot for thinking she could want me?? i know that sounds stupid
ooookay baby brother heres what u gotta do summon up all that charm and nerve of urs and lay it all on the line u dont even need to say all that
actually please dont say all that. worries arent hot just tell her youre into her and sweep her right off her feet sounds to me like she wants u, but she also wants u to man up and make a move
hehe ok so confidence is key thats the MOST important part write that down, underline it etc etc if u dont know what ur doing just act like u do. u ever heard anyone say something that gave u goosebumps? say that, nobodys ever gonna know ur copying anyone AND, its better to be too much instead of not enough. lay it on thick and work ur way backwards i personally prefer the have a few drinks and then ask them to dance approach, u cant go wrong there u do know how to dance right?
no i got it i can teach u both to dance... together itll be cute, a bonding experience, youll both be so into it the doves will sing and angels will cry and next thing u know youll be tango urselves straight into a broom closet to hook up its perfect
ya i know its genius i can give u all kinds of tips for looking hott in general but u need to know what ur strong points are did she say anything about u in particular that she likes?
"normal" the fuck does that mean no. ok. if she likes normal that just means u dont have to dress up just get ur hair wet, slick it back dont wear a shirt thats for chumps and practice ur bedroom eyes
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u have to say "ur clothes are already off and i think ur super hot and am going to do all kinds of things to u" with ur eyes only its easy if u picture it before u do it
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i like ππ₯°π but also π―π₯
which are useful for u i think
idk i'm kinda
well you've like
you're good at love and stuff, right?
like you've dated a lot?
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uh oh love huh? sounds like trouble
yes ive dated a lot, i was even married which means im basically a professional at all of that stuff
u having girl/guy/smth problems?
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wow...
yeah i guess i am
kinda
i mean do you think like
idk
are there people out there who just
will never be like hot enough
to date anyone?
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if u think for one second YOU are a people who will never be hot enough to date anyone u better stop right there bcuz thats so untrue
what happened did someone say something shitty to u? ill kick their ass
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Thing
that everyone else has
and i feel like i'm an idiot for trying
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sounds to me like u just need a little confidence
ur not an idiot for trying, its the total opposite
ur an idiot if u dont try. if u give up that sucks
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what if she just thinks i'm like
a nice guy
and that's it?
how do you do...
sexy?
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ok we'll get to sexy lessons in a sec lets back up tho
whats going on with this girl? did u hook up? did she say she likes u? or are u not getting anywhere?
girls arent hard to read they just like make u doubt ur brain yknow
mind games and stuff
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she said so
and a bunch of other stuff
haven't hooked up yet
idk if she wants to
and idk if she has other people
she would rather hook up with
i'm sort of worried that like
i'm gonna end up liking her more than she likes me
and i'm gonna look like an idiot for thinking
she could want me?? i know that sounds stupid
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summon up all that charm and nerve of urs and lay it all on the line
u dont even need to say all that
actually please dont say all that. worries arent hot
just tell her youre into her and sweep her right off her feet
sounds to me like she wants u, but she also wants u to man up and make a move
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go back to that being sexy part
help
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write that down, underline it etc etc if u dont know what ur doing just act like u do. u ever heard anyone say something that gave u goosebumps? say that, nobodys ever gonna know ur copying anyone
AND, its better to be too much instead of not enough. lay it on thick and work ur way backwards
i personally prefer the have a few drinks and then ask them to dance approach, u cant go wrong there
u do know how to dance right?
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and learning to dance
i mean dancing isn't too hard right
especially not with drinks
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ok dancing lessons, youre coming over for dancing lessons asap
ill get a frWAIT
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i can teach u both to dance... together
itll be cute, a bonding experience, youll both be so into it the doves will sing and angels will cry and next thing u know youll be tango urselves straight into a broom closet to hook up its perfect
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i mean it sounds like a good idea but like
it won't be awkward or anything?
it'll work??
what if she already knows how to dance
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and it totally screws up ur game if u ask her
trust me thatd sound so lame theres no way thatll work
dammit ok lets shelf the dancing thing
what if u show off how strong u are? is she into tough guys? maybe u just need to flex ;)
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complex puzzles and stuff
she's a detective or whatever
so like riddles and stuff
how can that be sexy
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ok theres still hope
two words
scavenger hunt
except the prize at the end is ok wait for it...
YOU
looking as sexy as u can possibly manage ofc
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i had an idea similar to this so like
we're on the right track
i just have to figure out how to look sexy
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i can give u all kinds of tips for looking hott in general but u need to know what ur strong points are
did she say anything about u in particular that she likes?
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she likes that i'm normal
yea that doesn't bode well i kno
my face maybe?? ig
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no. ok. if she likes normal that just means u dont have to dress up
just get ur hair wet, slick it back
dont wear a shirt thats for chumps
and practice ur bedroom eyes
u know what that looks like right
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u have to say "ur clothes are already off and i think ur super hot and am going to do all kinds of things to u" with ur eyes only
its easy if u picture it before u do it
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